A Snotty Number

Pariah

From The Sound of Mucous


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How do you solve
A problem like Pariah?
How do you catch
A snark and pin it down?

How do you find a word
That means Pariah?
A snake in the grass!
A Katzenjammer!
A clown!

Many a thing you know
You'd like to tell him,
Many a thing he ought
To understand.

But how do you make him sane,
And care about your pain?
How do you keep a knave
Upright and grand?

Oh, how do you solve
A problem like Pariah?
How do you mold
A screwball in your land?

How do you solve
A problem like Messiah?
How do you catch
A passion and nail it down?

How do you find a word
That means Messiah?
A fly on the wall!
A publicist! A clown!

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